How annoyed?

[foi_nefaste]

Dear garbage-men

The next time you feel the need to throw the bags into the truck, please pick up what falls out of them when they burst open in mid-air. The dirty diapers in the middle of the street are quite disconcerting.

Non-domestically yours,
Me

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Dear fic-writers

If you feel the need to include French in your fics because it sounds all omgsoHOTT!!!11!, please, make an effort to figure out the difference between masculine and feminine, and use it.

Bilingually yours,
Me

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Dear headache

Please. Go away. Just... please.

Painfully yours,
Me

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Dear mother

Calling me when I've got a migraine is not a good idea. Attempting to talk to me when noise makes my head feel like it has grown three sizes and manages 5 separate pulse points is even less of a good idea. Please take this into consideration the next time we have an argument.

(even more) Painfully yours,
Me

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Dear ex-boyfriend

Please stop being such a twat. Your current boyfriend keeps calling me to complain.

Annoyed,
Me

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Dear essays

Get written. Now.

Exasperated,
Me